I’m not sure if I missed the mark on “nerdy” or not… I hate themes because they make me outfit-insecure.
Surely, there’s a story in counting all the minutes til July the first, but you counted all the seconds and it makes you feel worse. I don’t wanna be here, you just wanna be there, but it’s awful complicated and you’re warning me to beware.
– Maybe You Can Owe Me, Architecture in Helsinki
It’s force Nona to love me time. The sun worked out well, considering my got-home-at-five-am-and-passed-out makeup is not very forgiving.
in the club on the late nite feelin’ right, lookin’ tryin’ to spot somethin’ real nice. looking for a lil shorty i noticed so that i can take home. she can be 18 with an attitude or 19 kinda snotty actin’ real rude, but as long as you a thicky thicky thick girl you know that its on.
Philosophy: Anyone that buys me a BRC burrito from Rigoberto’s at 3 AM deserves a better nickname than Fish Face.
JORDAN'S MIDWEST TOUR
has been set. One way ticket to KC on December 19th. (My dad is silly and is waiting to buy my return ticket after a certain date so he can use a free voucher… I’m slightly worried he’ll never buy the ticket and lock me up in the basement and I’ll disappear from my life.)
About Me
My name is Jordan. I'm hilarious and silly and absolutely obnoxious. I have the best kitty ever, a papasan chair, and a medical card. I'm the last person you'd expect to be in a sorority. I'm not dedicated to the internet and pretty damn forgetful. I like to party and I have loose morals.
